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Sunday, March 7, 2010

3/7/10

 
Common test are over!!!!!At last...
I think i did badly though
No use sulking about it so i wont.

Ever wonder?????

Why don't you ever see the headline
'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

Why is the man who invests all
your money called a broker?

You know that indestructible black
box that is used on airplanes? Why
don't they make the whole plane out
of that stuff?!

If con is the opposite of pro, is
Congress the opposite of progress?


If flying is so safe, why do they call
the airport the terminal? 
Woots :)
People say that best friends are hard to find, 
that is because the best are already mine.
The trouble with being punctual is,
that nobody's there to appreciate it.
                                                                     
When the gaming gets tough, 
bring out the cheat codes
Lols

Today we would like to thank Albert for his service to our company. 
Albert is someone who does not know the meaning of impossible task,
who does not know the meaning of lunch break, 
who does not understand the meaning of the word no. 
So we have clubbed together and bought Albert a dictionary.

What's a baby's motto?


If at first you don't succeed - cry, cry again!

"I dreamed a thousand new paths. I woke and walked my old one."

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